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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: It’s 3AM; I must be lonely.

Is he related to the Colonel? I love that guy’s chicken.

I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the … More

Bernie Sanders, Political Slogans, So Sorry William Blake

#Not All Atlantic Writers (I Hope)

If you’ve been reading about the recent protests* at Yale University and found yourself thinking, “Why are these coddled Ivy League students getting … More

Next year let's all go as sexy racists, Privilege, Yale

A Pale Simulacrum

I was browsing the archives of the inestimable Cheri Lucas Rowlands, and paused on this post of “found poetry” — poems made … More

Drafts, Found Poetry, Maybe I don't need to write down every thought I have at 2AM

And the microphone smells like a beer.

Tonight, we saw Billy Joel perform — his 20th sold-out show in a row — at Madison Square Garden. Itzhak … More

And my heart grew three shades whiter today, Billy Joel, Music

As though I didn’t already love Hilary Mantel.

“When it was time to write, and he took his pen in his hand, he never thought of consequences; he … More

Hilary Mantel, Punctuation, The semicolon is dead long live the semicolon

On survival, and enough.

It’s two-thirty in the morning. I’d like to be sleeping. Instead, I’m propped up on a corner of the sofa, … More

Depression, Grief, Life, Suicide, Survival

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