My craw is unusually full this week. Do they make craw extenders? I bet SkyMall sells them. Hand-hammered copper or … More
Category: Effed-Up Shit
It’s a little sting-y, and a little itchy, but mostly just dull and throbbing.
I just found out that Richie Sambora is no longer in Bon Jovi. (I know, it happened several days ago. … More
To the Asshole on 3rd Between Folsom and Howard, Thank You
Hi there! I hope you got home safely last night. By which I mean, “I hope someone sidled up to … More
I’m Naive, Not Stupid. There’s a Difference.
Originally posted on The Oeditrix:
Gathering in the rotunda. Drop in the bucket of orange pro-choice supporters. This morning I woke…
All Your Soap Are Belong to Us
I know there are ways in which the internet serves this purpose, but sometimes I’d like to have an old-fashioned, … More
On Soap
The thing about Dove is, Dove does not exist to boost your self esteem. Dove exists to get you to … More
King of States! 