A List of Things I Have Been Right About Recently

I mean, it’s hard to narrow them down into a manageable list, but these are some highlights.

Here, Dear Abby, I fleshed out that unfinished paragraph for you.

“It appears you and that boy had a severe breakdown in communication, which led to your being sexually assaulted.” Jesus … More

Of course you don’t; not for me. But just in case… I recognize that white dudes generally do not feel … More

Dear Forbes, There was an egregious typo in a column you recently published on your website. In the forward-thinking and … More

I was coming online to write a post about something totally-non-dander-raising, but made the mistake of first pausing to read … More

Nothing at all. If you’re tempted to say something to me, close your eyes and pretend you’re looking at a … More