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King of States!

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  • professionaling
  • snapping
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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

Life Lessons and Gendered Observations

1. I’m pretty sure dudes pass out drunk at parties all the time, and no one interprets this as a … More

Maybe you SHOULD get your prospective partners to sign an official consent form, Rape, Steubenville

Tipping Point

The United States now has more self-serve frozen yogurt and topping bars with punny names than it does schools. The … More

Frozen Yogurt, Schools, You can now attend ITT Tech to become a certified yogurt attendant

Your Free Trip to SxSW Starts Now!

If you’re feeling sorry for yourself because you’re not at South By Southwest and you didn’t get to see Quentin … More

If that money is really burning a hole in your pocket I'm happy to take it off your hands, SxSW, YamMania

My Review of the Oscars

1. I was not aware that Edgar Winters does sound, editing, set direction, and other sundry jobs for 75% of … More

Even James Franco was better than this and James Franco was AWFUL, Oscars, seth macfarlane

Print and Clip

I think we can all agree that this is the best of all possible do-it-yourself Valentine’s Day cards. Print 50 … More

Card, Still pissed that New Jersey IKEAs are sans monkey., Valentine

Fauna of Granada, Living and Dead

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Dogs, Jamon, Octopus, Seafood

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