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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

New York: The City That Never Shuts the Hell Up

I travel a lot. I get stared at a lot because I am tall, and, oh yeah, fat. I’ve been … More

Does anyone know the BMI cap for personhood?, Fat, New York City

This is even worse than that time we left the cake out in the rain.

What did cake ever do to deserve this? Oh, right, only bring joy, happiness, and chocolate ganache to millions of people … More

Art, Cake, I will sit on a wide variety of foods if hipsters will pay me to do so

You can *literally* be a woman who runs with wolves.

I’m more of what you’d call an “indoorsy” person, but this list of lovely nature-type things ably showcases the many … More

I'm a little doubtful about the "fine wines" but I'll let it go, Nature, new jersey

Women in Tech: A PSA

Finally, a man willing to speak truth to matriarchal power candidly answers the question: why are there fewer older women … More

Speaking Out, We are all special snowflakes but some of us are more special than others, Women in Tech

And forgive the Bearded Lady, Amen.

Did you know? The patron saint of carneys is also the patron saint of murderers. His name is Saint Julian the … More

I'm just glad someone is looking out for the half-human-half-goat boy because he seems accident-prone, Religion, Saints

Also not appropriate: spam from “Women Against F-Bombs.”

To whoever’s in charge of viral marketing at the toy company that just left a bunch of spammy comments here: … More

Comments, How is this still a thing?, Spam

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