I was eating a cold leftover egg roll while investigating a raw juice cleanse, and then I disappeared into a vortex of cognitive dissonance. Tell my dogs I loved them.
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.
King of States! 
Hang in there girl! I hope you come through the other end even stronger with a little help of a Pepto Bismol and a bowl of Cheerios…
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If only you had heated the egg roll up things would have gone differently.
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Touche.
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That can happen. I shall through you a buoy of mental stability in the form of Seinfeld reruns. I mean, what is the deal with aeroplane food… 🙂
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I am not sure I will be allowed to comment..but.. I am a LONG time reader- thank you!! for soo many funny and hilarious posts here and on TNSD (is that how it is?)
I am starting a raw juice cleanse tomorrow (after many cocktails and BURLESQUE! tonight), probably a not wise logistical combination.. but we’ll see. Sometimes peer support helps? Call me
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Aw, thanks for reading! Glad you enjoy my random spewings here 🙂
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I won’t be surprised if you saw Elvis there…
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