1. I was not aware that Edgar Winters does sound, editing, set direction, and other sundry jobs for 75% of all films. Busy man.
2. Seth MacFarlane and the rest of the “writing” team hate women. Also they are shitty writers, because taking pot-shots at women is the laziest form of comedy, even lazier than puns.
3. Kristen Chenoweth is insufferable, but possibly also cute as a button.
4. I missed the part where Jack Nicholson turned into The Penguin, and don’t understand why someone with that much money is so reluctant to pay a tailor.
5. It makes me sad to see that Hollywood continues to hold Kristen Stewart hostage, forcing her to be a giant movie star when she is clearly miserable. She’s hobbled, appears not to have bathed in days, and has a constant furtive expression. FREE BELLA.
6. Some rich people gave each other awards.
King of States! 
Oh, Edgar Winters! That makes more sense. I thought it was the Russian villain from Die Hard.
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Not a bad guess. Also acceptable: Saurumon.
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I don’t understand why people will watch hours of rich people serenading other rich people with awards. Who cares?
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Edgar Winter yes, I was wondering if the long hair was sort of secret initiation for techies. Bella needs some lexapro. Seth MacFarlene’s jokes sucked however I confess to giggling at the boobie tune. If you put it out there….
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If Jack Nicholson would speak the truth it would have been, “Jack! Jack, who are you wearing?” “Why, my bed sheets, of course.”
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It must be a sound guy thing. My brother is an independent sound technician and has long hair too! Maybe it’s part of their secret dress code….
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I know nothing of the Oscars, but you had me at “So I says to Mable, I says…”
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Ha. I only did a fashion review but Jack Nicholson made his way even there 😉
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They hate women so much that one of them tripped Jennifer Lawrence!
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