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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: Yes you can get two whole blog posts out of one shitty NTY article

Three Ways to Use My New Favorite Slang Phrase, Lockdown Day 59

When quarantine fully ends, we’re all gonna go batshit crazy and eat FULL CANS OF SOUP.

No YOU spent too much time thinking about soup, Yes you can get two whole blog posts out of one shitty NTY article
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