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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: Aging

I Have a Dog-Related Concern

Felix the Sheepdog — also known as Dumpledore, Noodlebutt, Gassy McPootsalot, or Felix P. Hoenikker, Attorney at Paw — recently celebrated his 12th birthday, … More

Aging, Dogs, I'm not sure which one is scarier but I'm leaning toward the lifeforce thing

Saved by the unicorn blood is more like it.

We can all agree that Mario Lopez is some kind of ageless wizard who exists outside of time, yes? TELL … More

Aging, Celebrities, Whatever happened to Mr Belding?

I’m officially 35 now.

So, there’s that.

Aging, Birthday, Now I have to round up to 40 GODDAMMIT
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