From a Craigslist – Amsterdam apartment listing: “Unfurnished and immediately available very spacious, well laid out and very well maintained…
I’m gonna need a bigger arm.
King of States! presents: a cautionary tale. When I got home from the gym this evening, there was a package waiting…
The Internet: IT’S MADE OF PEOPLE
People often toss around the idea that the internet is “not real life,” as though this thing — made by…
Saved by the unicorn blood is more like it.
We can all agree that Mario Lopez is some kind of ageless wizard who exists outside of time, yes? TELL…
A partial list of things your ungrateful friend might want.
As I was walking home from the gym this afternoon, a pair of women walking just ahead was having an…
Sometimes you can’t see the forest for the trees, possibly because your giant racist head is blocking the view of the forest.
Americans, demand better of your media. Here is an actual thing that an actual person said on television today, in…
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