And the microphone smells like a beer.

Tonight, we saw Billy Joel perform — his 20th sold-out show in a row — at Madison Square Garden. Itzhak…

Yes, yes, so hilarious.

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“When it was time to write, and he took his pen in his hand, he never thought of consequences; he…

I’m working at my new afternoon coffee shop working spot, which makes a mean iced latte. But I think I’m…

FYI, this is an actual thing that is possible: “One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm, she…

Of course you don’t; not for me. But just in case… I recognize that white dudes generally do not feel…