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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: Jesus H. Christ

And forgive the Bearded Lady, Amen.

Did you know? The patron saint of carneys is also the patron saint of murderers. His name is Saint Julian the … More

I'm just glad someone is looking out for the half-human-half-goat boy because he seems accident-prone, Religion, Saints

Why can’t you die quietly, like a gentleman?

Have you read Bill Keller’s New York Times column about Lisa Adams, who’s blogging her way through cancer treatment? I … More

Cancer, I would have checked into the oncology ward on FourSquare every effing time, social media

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Holy crap, it’s Columbus Day again already! It really snuck up on me and forced me into sexual slavery this … More

Apparently this is still a thing we do, Columbus Day, Holidays

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The First Amendment to the US Constitution offers some powerful protections: freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of assembly, … More

First Amendment, Freedom of Speech, Paula Deen, You killed my father/Prepare to die

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