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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: It’s 3AM; I must be lonely.

You win… you always do.

It seems that King of States! readers do not visit this blog for insights into the state of tech startup hiring … More

Blogging, The iceberg was really a vampire that wanted to be in a submissive relationships with the hunter all along!

Tipping Point

The United States now has more self-serve frozen yogurt and topping bars with punny names than it does schools. The … More

Frozen Yogurt, Schools, You can now attend ITT Tech to become a certified yogurt attendant

Print and Clip

I think we can all agree that this is the best of all possible do-it-yourself Valentine’s Day cards. Print 50 … More

Card, Still pissed that New Jersey IKEAs are sans monkey., Valentine

Why, indeed?

I have become to internet’s go-to-source for all things Iceberg Hunters. Here is how yesterday’s readers stumbled onto the corner of … More

Google, Iceberg Hunters, This show canNOT still be on television.

Flangiprop!

Normally I don’t respond to my own writing prompts, but as I was awake at 3AM mulling this one over, … More

balderdash, etymology, flangiprop, Professor Flangiprop died penniless and forgotten.

My Analysis of the Golden Globe Awards

I would like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to host my life. Lena Dunham: writing, producing, directing, and acting powerhouse … More

Golden Globes, Jodie Foster, Oh my god please shut your privileged piehole

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