Man, remember when I used to write mostly funny, entertaining things? Those were good times.
Category: Fatty McChubberson
Fatty McFat Fat
Which one of these seems like the better choice? Option A: You have a great job, a great relationship, are … More
Got a second, racist white dudes?
Of course you don’t; not for me. But just in case… I recognize that white dudes generally do not feel … More
I’m fat, and I’m awesome.
“When we say, “Oh, you don’t look fat! You look lovely!” we are assuring our friends that they are still … More
I am a fat woman. Here’s what you should say when you see me at the gym.
Nothing at all. If you’re tempted to say something to me, close your eyes and pretend you’re looking at a … More
New York: The City That Never Shuts the Hell Up
I travel a lot. I get stared at a lot because I am tall, and, oh yeah, fat. I’ve been … More
King of States! 