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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Category: Effed-Up Shit

Step One: Cut a Hole in the Box

So, this is a person with a blog. Judging from her many sponsors — the main one is BlogHer — … More

Bikini bodies we don' need no stinkin' bikini bodies, Body Image, Dieting

So we’re not even trying to pretend anymore, is that right?

Okay, yes, you want to exercise your not-at-all-made-in-the-context-of-patriarchy choice to wear stiletto heels because they make you feel powerful and … More

Fashion, I guess we're just supposed to be happy that we don't do foot-binding anymore, Shoes

Life Lessons and Gendered Observations

1. I’m pretty sure dudes pass out drunk at parties all the time, and no one interprets this as a … More

Maybe you SHOULD get your prospective partners to sign an official consent form, Rape, Steubenville

Tipping Point

The United States now has more self-serve frozen yogurt and topping bars with punny names than it does schools. The … More

Frozen Yogurt, Schools, You can now attend ITT Tech to become a certified yogurt attendant

Your Free Trip to SxSW Starts Now!

If you’re feeling sorry for yourself because you’re not at South By Southwest and you didn’t get to see Quentin … More

If that money is really burning a hole in your pocket I'm happy to take it off your hands, SxSW, YamMania

FYI

I keep reading these unbelievably crappy things — “physician-assisted bulimia” for the obese, Steubenville, the growth of publicly-funded crisis pregnancy centers … More

Next time please be sure to specify that you want a seat in the douche compartment, Patriarchy, Steubenville

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