FYI, this is an actual thing that is possible: “One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm, she … More
Category: Effed-Up Shit
On survival, and enough.
It’s two-thirty in the morning. I’d like to be sleeping. Instead, I’m propped up on a corner of the sofa, … More
I’m gonna need a bigger arm.
King of States! presents: a cautionary tale. When I got home from the gym this evening, there was a package waiting … More
“We have to love each other. You hear me? It’s up to us.”
My friend-who-I don’t-keep-in-touch-with-as-much-as-I-should Charmaine Chua posted this story on Facebook earlier today. I read it, threw up in my mouth a … More
If anyone tries to stop you, just shove ’em out of the way.
Happy Columbus Day! If you’d like to celebrate with me, meet me tomorrow at the southeast corner of 21st Street … More
Burqas for everyone! Well, just those skanky girls.
Proposition: If your male teachers are so distracted by the skinny jeans their students are wearing that they can’t teach, perhaps … More
King of States! 