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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

I think we need to clarify basic definitions before we continue this conversation.

Let’s leave aside the terrifying image of hordes of babies with assault rifles, shooting up the joint every time they don’t feel … More

Abortion, Guns, I wasn't aware that blastocysts had stand-your-ground rights

You win… you always do.

It seems that King of States! readers do not visit this blog for insights into the state of tech startup hiring … More

Blogging, The iceberg was really a vampire that wanted to be in a submissive relationships with the hunter all along!

A Reading from the Gospel of Molly E. Holzschlag

Bow your heads and pretend to be serious. This past weekend, I attended a gathering of several hundred computer-oriented college-age … More

Evangelism, Web Development, When do we get to the part with the snake handling and speaking in tongues?

So we’re not even trying to pretend anymore, is that right?

Okay, yes, you want to exercise your not-at-all-made-in-the-context-of-patriarchy choice to wear stiletto heels because they make you feel powerful and … More

Fashion, I guess we're just supposed to be happy that we don't do foot-binding anymore, Shoes

Yeah, it’s all different now.

Don’t get your panties in a bunch.

We Fear Change.

It’s not a good time to be a vagina-possessing person in North Dakota.

I’m sorry that you’ve been legally demoted from “person” to “incubator.” As always, New Jersey welcomes you. Parts of southern … More

Abortion, Did you really need another reason to NOT live in North Dakota?

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