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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Author: Michelle Weber

Professional writer, editor, napper, and dog-snorgler. Knows you are, but what is she?

I am a fat woman. Here’s what you should say when you see me at the gym.

Nothing at all. If you’re tempted to say something to me, close your eyes and pretend you’re looking at a … More

Fitness, Gym, I thought we'd decided as a society that headphones are the universal sign for "leave me the hell alone"

Hear, hear, Clare. Keep using your voice.

Clare’s story makes me want to rage, but the fact that we’ve got 17-year-old young women like her gives me … More

If you can't stop ogling your teenage daughter's friends then the problem is YOU, Patriarchy, Prom

You had to do ONE THING.

Eleven mentions does not a trending hashtag make. If you’re not going to spread the word, you can all at … More

#freedomnarwhal, I'm not mad I'm just disappointed, No actually I'm pretty mad too

Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.

This is the now-completed Freedom Tower in lower Manhattan. I live just across the river from it. I see it … More

Freedom Tower, If you disagree you're not looking hard enough, Narwhals

Hey, gym? How long would it take you to redecorate if you hung a dick pic and a single bodybuilder complained?

This is an actual email I had to send to my gym. I don’t want to be driven back into … More

And the fucking paintings aren't even technically good, Gym, Porn

I even snuck in an em-dash; so there.

This thing that I edited is in an actual printed magazine. You probably don’t have a subscription to the Harvard … More

Automattic, For my audition I did a solo from Fiddler on the Roof and a little soft-shoe, Interviews

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