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King of States!

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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: I will sit on a wide variety of foods if hipsters will pay me to do so

This is even worse than that time we left the cake out in the rain.

What did cake ever do to deserve this? Oh, right, only bring joy, happiness, and chocolate ganache to millions of people … More

Art, Cake, I will sit on a wide variety of foods if hipsters will pay me to do so
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