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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Tag: I attract a lot of mosquitos in the summer so basically I’m not sleeping again until October

Just In Case Nothing Has Horrified You So Far Today

FYI, this is an actual thing that is possible: “One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm, she … More

I attract a lot of mosquitos in the summer so basically I'm not sleeping again until October, Itchy, Medicine
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