Hell is (some)* other people.

*Most. It’s most other people. That’s why you gotta hang on to the good eggs.

Beware of Falling Art

We are all poets /
And didn’t even know it /
Some more than others.

Overextended Metaphors Are Another Symptom

But no one talks about it. Thank goodness that at King of States! we speak truth to hormones.

RC Cola and Moon Pies

What a time for The Scorpions to be alive, or, “No YOU Became a Middle-aged Stoner, Shut Up.”

What do we think I meant?

This is the kind of shit you expect at two in the morning, not two in the afternoon.

No One Go to Disneyland

Not literally. Someone is always going to Disney World, even during a pandemic. Sigh.