I am not myself a Bernie Sanders supporter, but I thought of these slogans for him while dozing in the backseat of a car the other day. I offer them without charge, and look forward to seeing the bumper stickers.
“He Berns the candor at both ends.”
“Giving the political establishment a Bern notice”
“Tyger Tyger, Berning bright, / In the forests of the night; / What immortal hand or eye, / Could frame thy stance on campaign finance reform?”
“It was a pleasure to Bern.”
King of States! 
Marry or Bern.
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I love the one from the Tyger. I’m an English Major it made me laugh 🙂
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Perhaps you should be in politics? It’s a area that could use a little levity!
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Love it 🙂
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I like the first one. The others can’t hold a candle to it.
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Awesome. Will watch for the bumper stickers.
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Bern baby bern.
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I hope to see this towards any Sanders supporter: “Apply cold water to Berne’d area”.
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bridges are best Berne’d after crossing.
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