Goodness, tomorrow is Columbus Day? Usually I like to plan a really robust celebration, but unfortunately — or perhaps, appropriately — I’ll be traveling tomorrow. I was going to just fly from Newark to Chicago to Salt Lake City placidly, with my fellow knee-squishing, United Snack Box-eating Economy Class denizens, but in honor of the man and the holiday, I think I’ll just stay in Chicago, insist I am already in Salt Lake City, demand an unlimited supply of free cheesy popcorn from the Garrett’s stand in O’Hare, and cut off the ears of the staff there when they refuse. Just like Columbus! Huzzah, exploration.
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I live in Italy, AKA the New Jersey of Europe.
King of States! 
Huzzah!! Genocide of the Taino natives for economic gain and being the precursor to slavery! Love your post!!
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Sounds a great plan 🙂
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Damn, but you do know how to celebrate.
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Oh! But we would miss you so! Please make your way to Park City and we can continue the celebration here. You can take away all my Swedish Fish.
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“Why are you laughing?” Alice asked me. Edward reminded her that I was a descendant of both parties 😆 Thanks for the laugh!
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