Is this an actual product for sale on Amazon, or just an example of seven words that should never go together?
Hilarious Naughty Stripper Poll Dancer Garden Gnome
(Answer: ugh.)
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King of States! 
They forgot (or didn’t) but classy.
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Ugh…that should have read they forgot to add “but classy”. Maybe they didn’t bc the word count would be pushed to nine…maybe extra money…
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Ha 🙂 … Ooo my that would be an excellent description of politicians 😉
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I read the reviews (because I use my time wisely) and someone thought it was a great gag gift. I think “gag” is the operative word here.
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Five stars…
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Slightly disappointed in the actual product. I like the phrase much better!
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No need to bring Zydeco into this. Ugh.
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Touche.
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Well, I’ve just seen three more gnome asses than I needed to. Thanks Michelle!
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I wonder what it looks like? There are three possibilities – the most hilarious being a garden-gnome that twirls around the pole, stripping and being naughty. That’s the antithesis of sexuality.
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Did the seller purposely kick up the perversity a notch by misspelling pole? Thanks Amazon — I can’t unsee the filthy little gnome being played by the 93-year-old election worker at my polling place, the woman who checks my voter ID each year with a hostile eye, bent on disenfranchising me. Only now she’s wearing nothing but pasties and shaking what God and her momma gave her, while I tuck a wrinkled dollar bill into . . . No, I can’t go there! WON’T. GO. THERE. Please, dark Lord, not another sleepless night. (Tear rolls down cheek.) I’ll do better, I swear.
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This made me laugh. I can’t thank you enough. Sorry, Michelle for intruding on your comments.
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No need to apologize; that what comments are here for 🙂
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(Psst, you’re supposed to write a comment…)
Eh? What? Oh, I’m sorry. Last thing I remember, I was looking at a description of an Amazon product, and then my brain had some sort of… of… partial meltdown, or something.
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