“How was Long Island?”
“It was picturesque, like a postcard. No one was screaming. There was very little garbage.”
This is, hands-down, the best review of Long Island I have ever heard, although I’m not sure I 100% believe the part about the no-screaming.
ETA: it has since been brought to my attention that despite the lack of screaming and relative dearth of garbage, the train station was on fire. That seems about right.
King of States! 
I always prefer straight-forward manner of speaking. No beating around the bushes, without embellishments. It is easier to swallow and understand. Of course in every rule there is always an exception.
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Thanks for that. I grew up there, and I can attest, they do have screaming there…
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Yes I can also attest to garbage being found in Long Island and enough screaming to compete with anywhere else.
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This has nothing whatever to do with this blog piece, but how does one get in touch with Michelle W if they want to ask some WordPress questions?? Maybe I’m just slow..
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If you have questions about WordPress, you can get help in the support forums or by contacting the support folks. The support documents also have answers to most questions.
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Glad you enjoyed Long Island!! I’m a native and there is a lot of screaming and Train problems lol
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