- Self-Congratulation
- Determination
- Euphoria
- Delusions of Gwyneth Paltrow
- Light-Headedness
- Unfortunate Gastro-Intestinal Events
- Anger
- Bargaining
- Sadness
- Tacos
I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I live in Italy, AKA the New Jersey of Europe.
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I would just skip to 4 and the 10 and call it a day!
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Maybe I’m just a curmudgeon, but I could do without the 4 as well.
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Been there, done that, 100% True!
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After number 6, I return briefly to number 1, but only if I got to the commode before sharting.
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I should add a PS to this post, because the unfortunate gastro-intestinal events continue post-cleanse.
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Mmmmm….Tacos.
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Seriously. And really good guac. Maybe it was the Gwyneth speaking, but I think it was the most life-changing taco I’ve ever eaten.
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One word; teeth.
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I did cave and eat half a walnut on day two, just to remember what chewing was like. FYI, it’s glorious.
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Hilarious. I have never done a cleanse diet, other than the horror that is preparing for a colonoscopy, and I’m pretty sure I won’t. I am the only person I know who went from the colonoscopy procedure room directly to the ER. Fun times.
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hahahaha LOVED this and shared on FB.
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My mom has been convincing me to try cleanse diet, but ugh! Just the thought of it terrifies me. =(
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