Let’s leave aside the terrifying image of hordes of babies with assault rifles, shooting up the joint every time they don’t feel like taking a nap or are not allowed to have another cookie.
If they are babies? They have ALREADY BEEN BORN, and thus, were not aborted. I mean, I guess the armed babies could form some kind of vigilante group to terrorize abortion clinics and attempt to stop future abortions, but that’s a whole separate issue.
I will not unpack the many, many other problems with the idea of a fetus shooting its way out of the womb, because I don’t have that kind of time.
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King of States! 
I… but.. I… it… but… he… really?
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That is bizarre and could have only been written by a man who has not experienced child birth. it sure as hell felt to me like my kids were launching a full scale Navy Seal assualt on me when they came out. Still, what was he thinking? If deer had guns they’d shoot back? If Steve had a brain cell it would be lonely? The possibilities are endless.
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But if Steve’s brain cell had a gun, imagine the possibilities.
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Good Lord. I am scared to.
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I guess he pulled the short straw on who gets to come out as the first asshole of the season.
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I guess life begins when you agree with Mr. Stockman.
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That is one of the dumbest comments I’ve ever read. I mean, what won’t these idiots say. What’s really sad is that steaming pile of bullshit was retweeted 353 times and favorited 86 times. There’s a lot of idiots out there that agree with this idiocy.
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It could have been retweeted by people with a “Can you believe this??” tone – I live in hope. There’s not much I can do about the 86 favourites, though.
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True.
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True. I opted not to embed all the comments and RTs, because I couldn’t face the potential reality.
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Utterly bizarre. You can’t make this stuff up – except someone did.
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Senseless catchphrases boiled down to an understandable level for the morons who already checked common sense at the door.
Why is it always necessary to divide into two camps? Is it so people won’t have to think, just choose a side?
Nothing is that simple, but some people are very ignorant; like knucklehead Steve Stockman.
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I think we should fight the armed babies overseas so we don’t have to fight them at home.
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Quash the baby revolution!
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Only a good doctor with a gun can abort an evil baby with a gun.
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Boom.
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Woah, I think that is the most disturbing pro-life rhetoric that I’ve ever seen.
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I can’t even… wrap my head around what this logic is supposed to be…
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Egads. Just that, egads.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait-uh-minute. The visuals, guys. Zoom in: a pinky-peach shrimp-looking thing cradles an AK-47 (god it’s cramped in here), aiming it in the rosy dark down a black tunnel toward-a speck of light! A round in the chamber! Pull back the camera shot–there’s the target! A pimply-faced OB resident from Iowa! Fire in the hole! Uuuggghh, got him! Now what?
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