We’ve already established that New Jersey is superior to Australia (home of the fire tornado)(and populated by criminals) and Connecticut (home of misogynist assbags).
Today, we can add two more places to that list:
- Mexico, because of the fish tornadoes.
Canada, because of the baby-snatching eagles. Ed.: DEBUNKED! But Canada stays on the list, because they foisted Rush upon the world.
Here in New Jersey, we hold eagles to much higher standards of comportment.
King of States! 
Thankfully, our national media has been hard at work today debunking Eaglegate, or as we say in Canada, Eagleturnstile. http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/19/montreal-students-create-amazingly-realistic-animation-of-baby-being-snatched-by-eagle-score-a-viral-hit/
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The post has been duly amended. Also, your students are effed up.
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Quebec students? You have no idea…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Quebec_student_protests
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No place like Jersey! 🙂 If you haven’t in all your spare time ha ha gotten to read my Hudson County Connection. It’s been awhile since I wrote it, but if you’re from Jersey you just get it. I miss that place, and can’t really explain to anyone who isn’t from there.
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we gave you Rush cus we didn’t want him! hahaa!
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Fish tornadoes?! I don’t even want to know. Is that a precursor to the end of the world on Friday?
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Canada is guilty of foisting much bad music upon the world. I pretty much spend all my time apologizing.
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Oh, come one. Canada produces some great music. You’re just suffering from Celine Blindness.
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