Connecticutters?* Whatever. Not the point. Here’s the thing: the Supreme Court of Connecticut, which is apparently occupied by three actual … More
Month: October 2012
They’re Like Jews for Jesus, But Without All the Jewiness
It’s recently been brought to my attention that there are “Feminists for Romney.” Apparently, they believe that a government attempt … More
Just To Clarify
You want to curtail my right to control what happens inside my personal uterus because once upon a time ten … More
Well, this has really gone much too far.
Fox News’s Eric Bolling recently declared that there is no such thing as a coincidence, and since the statement was … More
I Claim Aisle Five in the Name of Italy
In celebration of the holiday dedicated to my fellow Italian Cristoforo Colombo, I’m going to try and go to A&P, … More
Additional Nature Show Titles That Occurred to Me While Watching “Frozen Planet”
Narwhals: Diplomats of the Sea Sea Spider vs. Giant Jellyfish: Battle of the Appendages* Male Emperor Penguins: Getting the Short … More
King of States! 