34 Going On 11-Year-Old Boy, I Am a Fucking Genius

I Was Talking About My iPhone Auxiliary Cable, You Pervs

Transcript of actual exchange had while driving to the grocery store, AKA, The World’s Best “That’s What She Said” Setup.

M: “Ugh! I couldn’t get it in the damn hole, and then the fucking seat belt is in the way anyway. I hate this fucking thing.”

B: “That’s what she said!”

M: < deep sigh >

B: “BOOM!”