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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Month: June 2013

I’m Naive, Not Stupid. There’s a Difference.

Originally posted on The Oeditrix:
Gathering in the rotunda. Drop in the bucket of orange pro-choice supporters. This morning I woke…

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The First Amendment to the US Constitution offers some powerful protections: freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of assembly, … More

First Amendment, Freedom of Speech, Paula Deen, You killed my father/Prepare to die

Sorry for ruining your special day, other dads.

It’s sweet that people are tweeting and Facebooking and blogging and actually saying things aloud in real life about the … More

According to his high school yearbook Rudy is a treat for all the ladies, Dads, Fathers Day

Maybe I should re-name this blog to “Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say.”

Dear Wayne Nutnot, Your “edgy” and “humorous” post about how you are a feminist but find female genitalia to be … More

Feminism, Misogyny, You should definitely link to your post on your Match.com profile because the ladies love a straight-talking man

A Chicken In Every Pot, Covered in Butter

Finishing Butters, brilliant! Because now the door is open for Starting Butters and Halfway Through Butters and all kinds of In-Progress … More

Butter, Paula Deen, Possibly also she is a robot which would explain why she's not dead yet

Why is this even a thing I need to say?

Dear Gentle Readers, If I happen to write a post about Your Pet Topic That I’ve Never Shown the Slightest … More

And I was having such a nice day, Blogging Etiquette, Comments, Spam

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