Effed-Up Shit

A Proposal

We take every parent of a child who has been the victim of gun violence in the past 20 years, put them in a room together, and they get to decide what America’s gun control laws should be. Parents from Connecticut get two votes. And whatever they come up with, we just fucking DO IT.

We would call it the Federal Department of Enough With This “Guns Don’t Kill People” Bullshit. Once a law is enacted, I volunteer to personally travel the country prying the guns from the cold, dead hands of NRA members.

ETA: You are NOT HELPING, Huckabee.
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