My Life Is So HAAARD


I have been to IKEA a great many times, and the most exciting thing that ever happens is when I get to the concession stand just as new cinnamon buns are coming out of the oven. Meanwhile, in Toronto, a fucking monkey in a posh winter coat was found alone wandering the Ikea.



7 thoughts on “WHOLLY UNFAIR

  1. Combat Babe says:

    I covet thee IKEA and have never been. It’s about 2 hours southwest of me, but I bet if it were down the street, I’d take it for granted and still not go. Sad, but true.


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