Other options rejected by Obama speechwriters:
- America’s Drunk Uncle
- Scranton’s Slightly-Above-Average Son
- Putterer-in-Chief
- The Grinner
- Delaware’s Deliverer
- America’s Shittiest Ninja
- Not Hillary Clinton
- America’s Man-Child
Other options rejected by Obama speechwriters:
Putterer in Chief. Snort.
I am a huge fan of “Joe Biden, HUG MACHINE.” (http://www.theawl.com/2012/11/obama-romney-flickr-war)
Not Sarah Palin.
drunk uncle joe, always a family favorite.
I’m with kerry. America’s drunk uncle. I needed a drunk uncle; mine’s been dead for a while.