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I'm Michelle. This is my blog. I write about women and fatness, expound upon semi-coherent thoughts I have in the middle of the night, and offer tough love to those in whom I am disappointed; they are legion. I was born in New Jersey and live in Italy, the Jersey of Europe.

Month: October 2012

Too soon?

Tweet that I posted during a brief interlude of cell service on Monday night, immediately regretted, attempted to delete unsuccessfully, … More

Hurricane Sandy, I Am An Asshole, Twitter

Maybe We Could Get Rid of Florida This Way, Too

One of the many perqs of my job is the travel. For example, this afternoon, I leave for the glamorous … More

Rhode Island, Road Trip, The State That Shall Not Be Named, Travel

I’m Considering Throwing In the Towel

A man with Down’s Syndrome wrote this incredible response to National Disgrace Ann Coulter, who does not deserve this gentleman’s … More

Ann Coulter, I hope her parents feel guilty for having spawned her, Special Olympics

Someone Should Alert Mayor Bloomberg

I ran into a drug store earlier today to procure some flesh-colored* adhesive bandages, new passport photos, and a bottle … More

candy, Chocolate Bars, Halloween, If You Froze It You Could Totally Use It To Bludgeon Intruders

I Was Talking About My iPhone Auxiliary Cable, You Pervs

Transcript of actual exchange had while driving to the grocery store, AKA, The World’s Best “That’s What She Said” Setup. … More

Cars, Music, That's What She Said

You guys, it’s SO HARD to clean brains out of textured upholstery.

My job requires that I read a great many blogs. Some of them are great. Some of them are awful. … More

Abortion, I Don't Think This Is Covered Under the Limited Warranty, Logic

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